CRAPPYDIALUP MEANS BUSINESS
We aim to provide the most unreliable dialup service for your business. We wipe the floor with opposition Internet Service Prodivers by cutting corners and ignoring the customer. That means you get the benefit of overinflated costs for limited service!

CRAPPYDIALUP IS PWN
Who says that dialup servers have to be right for today's market? Crappy dialup is pwn! That means the consumer loses out and we get the rewards. That means our share price rises and the fat cat corporates at the top of the chain get richer. Why be competetive. We r pwn teh marketz! LoL!111